"The TEAM! NONE of us is as strong as ALL of us!"
CONTEST!
So You
think You’re a TOP-DOG!?
PROVE IT!…
…and Get YOUR
Share of a Thousand Bucks
in CA$H!
OK…
…it’s time for yet ANOTHER one of Uncle Stan’s long, dull, boring
pointless stories…
It seems that during World War II, a drill sergeant was called into his commanding officer’s tent one morning.
"Sergeant, I’ve just been informed that Private Johnson’s mother just died. You will need to inform him, but for God’s sake, Sergeant, BE SUBTLE! Private Johnson and his mother were VERY close, so let him know about it GENTLY!"
Well, the sergeant gave it some thought and then had his men assemble in front of the barracks.
"Men," he said, "I would like all of you whose mothers are alive please take one step forward...."
"Whoa,
not so fast there,
Private Johnson!"
Yeah, yeah, I know, I know – it’s not gonna win any prizes for joke of the year, but there IS a point to it.
To sorta celebrate the Dog Days of Summer we are gonna be running a contest for the entire month of August. Here’s how it works…
The Big Dog among you who has the most "Secrets of the Big Dogs" ebook sales for the month of August will win a coolThe
number two guy or gal will receive
TWO HUNDRED AND FIFTY DOLLARS.
Third place earns $125.00.
Fourth Place is good for $75.00,
and fifth place earns you $50.00!
Pretty nice contest, isn’t it!?
"Whoa! Not so fast there, Private Garvin!"
(Trust me, gang, my stories ALWAYS have a point!)
Y’see, when I first decided to have this contest, I KNEW there would be a problem. We’ve got folks (like Brian "The Sheriff" Garvin, and this new hot-shot Tom "The Admiral" Bell) who are ALWAYS at the top. I knew nobody would be motivated to really hussle for this contest if they thought that the Big Guns would automatically snatch up the prizes. So I came up with this idea…
Any of you play golf? Then you’re familiar with the term "handicap." The term refers to a "handicap" that is imposed on better players to sorta "level the playing field" and let less advanced players have a chance. What I wanted to do was establish a contest that would give even a brand new "newbie" the same chance at the big bucks as our more established power players.
So here’s the "handicap" for the Dog Days of Summer Contest:
I am going to take your total ebook sales for the Month of July and deduct it from your total ebook sales for the month of August. The remainder is what will determine your placing in the contest! In other words, let’s say you had 100 sales in July, and you end up with 110 sales in August. We subtract 100 from 110, leaving you with 10 sales that count for the August contest. By the same token, let’s say you’re just starting out with the Big Dogs and in July you didn’t have ANY sales. In August, however, you end up with 11 sales. If we subtract 0 from 11, that leaves you with 11 "contest-qualifying-sales." YOU WOULD PLACE HIGHER THAN THAT PERSON WHO HAD 110 SALES IN AUGUST!!!
Now THAT, fellow dogs, levels the playing field, and gives EVERYBODY a shot at the cash!
The contest started officially on August 1, will end at midnight on August 31, and the final arbiter of sales will be ClickBank statistics – plain and simple.
Even you new folks and you folks who haven’t placed at the top in the past now have a chance to score BIG in this contest! And you Top Dogs – you folks that are consistently in the top ten - now you have a REAL chance to strut your stuff! Show everybody what you’re made of!
Show us that
"the steeper the mountain, the tougher
the man!"
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